How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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