I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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