so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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