All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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