there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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