Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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