Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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