How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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