The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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