Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You are a genius and a whore.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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