i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Randomize
