I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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