oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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