this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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