I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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