Do vagina's smell?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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