matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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