I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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