how can u be prego again
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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