sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Hippo gnu deer
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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