...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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