thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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