I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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