Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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