if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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