Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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