Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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