Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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