i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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