ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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