i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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