You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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