The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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