ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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