I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
