He felt like a one man threesome
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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