like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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