marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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