I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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