I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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