we have officially lost it.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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