Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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