My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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