The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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