I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
