i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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