nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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