hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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