whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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