Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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