Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
